If we had a dime for every time we heard.... juuuuust kidding.
If our oysters could talk, this is what they would say to you. The best way to grant their one request is through our webstore--you're in the right place. They don't ask for much, so if you could just do them a solid and buy some we'd all (farmers and oysters alike) be very appreciative.
Added perk: you'll be an official member of the ICO Home Shucking Division--our legion of agents strategically placed around the lower 48, opening oysters for the masses.