Eat Me Raw T-Shirt
We're not sure what it says about us (or about you, our fans, for that matter) but we've sold more shirts with this slogan on them than any other. When they are out of stock people take to the streets of Duxbury with torches and pitchforks. In this edition, the old standby gets a facelift and a disclaimer on the back: "Sorry Mom." Not that you ever have to apologize for letting people know you're an oyster eater, but mom deserves a little deference.
Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw. Wear it proud, wear it loud.